Valon487

Valon847
Although inept at life, Valon has somehow made it to the insignificant rank of GM (Ghastly Marauder). A rampant love affair with Oboes and D&D has been the cause of much strife in Valon's life, the former leading to his wicked divorce of his loving French Horn wife. During the summer of 1812 whilst the third World War raged on in Alaska Valon checked his mail only to discover a notice of conscription. Not two fortnights past till the newly inducted Private* Valon was braving the battlefront with his squadron of midgets. Cowardly enough, Valon was sent back home to Uzbekistan from severe injuries sustained during the war. "I hrt mooch" Valon states to news reporter Ken U. Digit, only years after the injuries. It was during his stay at Uzbek state hospital that he met his soon to be fiance, a nurse working as an Oboe at the clinic.

After two millennium of recovering, Valon was released from the prison hospital with a loving partner. But all was not kind of okay for Val and his hoe for he hadn't a ha'penny to his epithet. So it was with a broken heart and drunken mind that he decided to join the ranks of the GMs of the Sodalicious server.

THE END
 * Valon in fact held the rank of men's private

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